Ely, Minnesota This relaxing resort town in the heart of unspoiled American wilderness boasts world-class freshwater fishing and the famous Blueberry Festival each August. We recommend you go to the Moose Track Adventures resort, where there is a reservation under the name “Dana Metzger”. You will be assigned to cabin 12 and behind a loose […]
When you wear a ShHimt, you can feel comfortable and stylish without compromising your masculinity. The ShHimt allows you to fit right into today’s egalitarian fashion landscape your way – the manly way.
–Recumbent bicycles. Being a cyclist has always come at a price: a malformed back and crushed testicles (where applicable). You’re cheating and everyone knows it, poseur pussy. If you can’t hack it, take up power-walking. -When people pronounce “Italian” with a long “I”. Yeah, I love eye-talian food, but only when it’s authentic, the way […]
…such a project can quite easily come off as incorrigibly self-indulgent. It is to Meritt’s great credit that 50 Song Memoir (mostly) does not.
Queen Cersei Lannister’s history-making coronation is a day away, but the party is already in full swing! We took to the streets of King’s Landing to ask some of Queen Cersei’s biggest supporters their thoughts on the Seven Kingdoms’ controversial new monarch.
Do you feel that? The soft, needly brush of the winter chill on your cheek? Do you know what that is? That’s fate, bearing down on you with a hammer and a black-toothed grin. That sting you feel is an omen, telling you that every day for the next several months will be a punishing […]
Mustard Gas and Roses has finally come into its own after years as a side project for guitarist Michael Gallagher during his tenure in the seminal, now-defunct post-metal group Isis. I initially wanted to review MGR’s new record, Becoming, completely without reference to Isis at all. For some reason I had convinced myself that making […]