Dr. Ford’s secret new narrative is a lavish musical with dozens of songs and massive dance numbers. He’s keeping it a secret because the hosts’ “jazz hands” code still needs tweaking.
The reason Maeve is able to enlist the aid of Sylvester and Felix is because they are both very, very stupid.
The prize at the center of the maze is a free appetizer on your next visit.
The hosts were originally developed by the Hillary Clinton campaign to impersonate American citizens and vote illegally en masse.
The Man in Black wants to find the center of the maze so he can achieve 100% completion and unlock the ability to visit Westworld in a clown costume.
The player piano’s music is actually composed by a random algorithm that, by freakish coincidence, perfectly replicates the content of a depressed teenager’s CD collection circa 1998.
Many have noted that “Bernard Lowe” is an anagram of “Arnold Weber”; likewise, “Dolores Abernathy” anagrams to “Leathery DOS Baron”, strongly hinting that she may be Bill Gates in disguise.
Lee is actually a super important character who contributes a lot to the story and isn’t unbearably obnoxious.
The hosts weren’t built to perfect artificial human sentience, but rather the artificial human butt. The lack of forward progress on this front was what drove Arnold to despair.
Clementine attacked the Asian host as a result of Theresa secretly installing the #MakeAmericaGreatAgain subroutine.
Teddy was able to remember the Man in Black’s previous assault on Dolores despite his memory wipe due to a backup hard drive hidden inside his strong, dreamy chin.
Charlotte hides data inside the Mr. Abernathy robot as a misdirection: anyone looking for the data will likely grab the Bill Paxton-model robot instead.
The Man in Black is a robot. William and Logan are robots. Ashley is a robot. Sylvester and Felix are robots. Charlotte is a robot. Elsie is a robot. Dr. Ford is a robot. The entire crew of the show are robots, as are J.J. Abrams, Jonathan Nolan, Michael Chrichton, the entire upper management of HBO, and you. You are a robot. The only non-robot left in the entire world is that goddamn piece of shit Lee. MIND. BLOWN.